Sunday, July 27, 2014

Sexist Ad Saturday: Russian Edition

Unlike the last sexist ad post, these ads are not from over 50 years ago.

Apparently these Russian ads for MegaFon, the second largest mobile operator in Russia, are from 2012, which makes them all the more outrageous.

Translation: "A High-quality network is vital on your business trips…”

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Translation: “The danger is in lack of mobile education!”

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Translation: “Let’s make international relations stronger.”

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Monday, July 21, 2014

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Tacky.

Jack Black cracks me up in this. 2:06 - 2:29.

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Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans
(because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

Change Clothes

It's time to change clothes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6G1uwe20wg

How they're made, that is.

Lately, I've been getting targeted with tons of Facebook ads for socially responsible fashion ecommerce sites. It makes me happy to see eco-fashion on the rise as the fashion industry realizes that cheap, mass-produced clothing made abroad by insufficiently paid workers is both unethical and unsustainable. Recent tragic events in developing countries have highlighted the unsafe working conditions of low-cost labor abroad and the need for change. In response, fashion brands as big as Stella McCartney have come out with lines focused on sustainability and ethical manufacturing.

The web is an integral part of the eco-fashion movement as ecommerce allows for 1) the curation of ethically-made, non- mass produced merchandise without the  shelving fees merchants incur at brick & mortar stores 2) exposure to a worldwide consumer audience.

Below I've curated my own favorite sites dedicated to eco-fashion, and picked out a few of my favorite items from each. Check it out.




ACCOMPANY

This company curates some beautiful pieces that are very affordable. Clothing and accessories curated by Accompany meet at least one of these three standards: Artisan Made, Fair Trace, or Philanthropic.


About: "We scour the globe for the coolest, most beautiful and one-of-a-kind finds, and filter them through a range of style lenses— to create unique boutiques that contain both an eclectic mix of cultures and a well-edited point of view. Each and every piece we pick has a story behind it, and embodies exemplary design. Handmade pieces and ethically sourced items, that bring human impact and fashion impact together to create feel-good goods through a look-good lens."

Designers: See a list & map of ACCOMPANY's worldwide partners here.

Favorite <$100 Products:

Bardot Striped Scarf | Faire Collection ($39)


Handmade by artisans in Vietnam.


Accompany - Bardot Striped Scarf

Cowl Neck Dress | Studio Jux ($76)


Made by artisans in Nepal.


Accompany - Cowlneck Dress

 

 House Shoes | Chilote ($62)


Chilote partners with female artisans in Chile.


Accompany - House Shoes


 

Color Block Diamond Drop Earrings | Burma Project ($29)


Burma Project helps women artisans in Rwanda, Ghana and Peru.


Accompany - earrings

Brest Sweater | Antik Batik ($74)


By Antik Batik, a collaboration of artisans in India, Bali and Peru.


Accompany - Brest Sweater




BISHOP COLLECTIVE

The Bishop Collective is a socially responsible company all about bringing manufacturing back to the USA. All designers curated here are US-based, many of them in New York City.

About: "The goal of Bishop Collective is to not only provide artistically designed and beautifully tailored garments, but to advocate for stronger corporate social responsibility among retailers- all while bringing manufacturing back to the States. Bishop Collective is redefining retail and redefining American made."

Designers: Imogene + Willie, Micaela Greg, Ali Golden and more.

Favorite <$100 Products:

Hammered Bangle Bracelet ($40) | In God We Trust


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Chevron Clutch Slate ($48) | KindredOAK


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#40 T-Shirt ($68) | Skargorn


Bishop Collective - striped tee

 

Alpaca Slouch Hat ($29) | State the Label


Natural fibers are organic and domestically milled from small, American farms and are designed and assembled in New York.


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AHALIFE

About: "AHAlife believes the essence of an exceptional onject is the story behind it - the people, creative process and inspiration."


Designers: Moore & Giles, Ketzali, Swoop Bags and more.


Favorite <$100 Products:


SHASHI Classic Cool Feet Grip Socks ($15)


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 Moon Necklace | Brave Collection ($75)


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 Zip Clutch ($45) | Elliot NYC


Made in America and can fit tablet devices.


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Seamless Brazilian Cut Thong Set ($44) | Empowered By You


20% of net profits from every sale helps provide micro-loans to women in developing economies.


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PEOPLE TREE

Based in the UK, People Tree is all about bringing Fair Trade to the developing world. Currently, they're running a 60% off Sale on their Womens Collection.  Learn more about the company's involvement in Fair Trade on their blog, The Thread.


About: "For over twenty years, People Tree has partnered with Fair Trade artisans and farmers in the developing world to produce a collection of ethical and eco fashion. Fair Trade is about creating a new way of doing business, creating access to markets and opportunities for people who live in the developing world.


Designers: Peter Jensen, Orla Kiley, Zandra Rhodes and more.




Favorite <$100 Products:


Gina Shirt | Kumudini (£54.60)


Made by Kumudini, a social business in Bangladesh.


People Tree - polka dot

Cosy Hoody | Assisi Garments (£38.00)


Made by Assisi Garments, a social enterprise comprised of artisans in India who transform Fair Trade and organic cotton into handmade garments.


People Tree - Hoodie

 

Orla Kiely Monochrome Skirt | CAOS (£47.60)


Made by CAOS, a socially responsible business based in India.


People Tree - Skirt

Sexist Ad Saturday

The moon isn't going to clean itself, ladies.

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Blatantly sexist ads from the 50s and 60s - often by iconic American brands still huge today - range from shake-your-head comical to jaw-droppingly horrifying.

Since this week marks the 45th anniversary of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing, here's a two-page magazine ad from the Space Race era.

The moon isn't going to clean itself, ladies. So buy your Lestoil™.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Sleep No More at the McKittrick Hotel [Spoiler Alert]

Invitation to The Heath at the mcKittrick Hotel






Summary:


Price: ~$100 per ticket. Buy tickets here.

Worth it? YES. This play has had a lot of hype surrounding it for 3 years now, so I was skeptical if it would live up. It did. This is the coolest "theater" experience I've ever had.

Comments:  Perfect to do with an adventurous friend or someone you know very well. Not a good outing for dates, clients, kids or mom and dad (unless your parents are really cool). Also would not recommend for anyone who is uncomfortable walking around for long periods of time for any reason or anyone who is uncomfortable watching violence. The Manderlay is an amazing bar but to get a table in the band pit is expensive. I would imagine the McKittrick Hotel's restaurant The Heath is an equally great, equally pricey experience.




This dark & stormy night in New York is a perfect opportunity to write about my recent experience at  Sleep No More, a "play" by the innovative UK-based theater company Punchdrunk. "Play" is in quotes because although Sleep No More is loosely based on Shakespeare's Macbeth, it is nothing like traditional Shakespearean theater where you watch from your chair, removed from the stage and passively observe the actors. Sleep No More is instead a meandering, physically involved experience that's interactive and creepily voyeuristic. Viewers take part in this visual, aural performance art that involves no words and "intense psychological experiences" as warned by the literature the McKittrick Hotel sends in advance of the performance:

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The NYTimes went so far as to call Sleep No More a "movable orgy" and though I personally did not view anything that extreme, such a scene may well be in Sleep No More's repertoire. Below I'll share my experience attending the show with my friend Erica in April, but keep in mind that the show is designed so that each viewer experiences something completely different. If you haven't seen Sleep No More yet and want to be completely surprised, then stop reading here.

[SPOILER ALERT]

Erica & I walk into the McKittrick Hotel on 27th Street between 10th and 11th Avenues on a Thursday night around 6:30pm. At bag check, we're each given a playing card from a deck and are directed upstairs. I get the 2 of clubs.

At the top of the stairs, we walk into the Manderley Bar and are immediately transported to the Jazz Age, a period in history we will remain in for the next three hours or so. All hotel staff - the maitre d', hostesses, cocktail waiters, bartenders - are dressed in period attire and speak in the cadence and slang of the early 20th century. The attention to detail in the decor, upholstery and fixtures of the Manderley is exquisite, and feels just like being in a real Deco-era jazz bar, right down to the old ribbon microphone accompanying the live jazz band on stage, and the pit of small round tables and chairs surrounding it. Along with the other guests, we sip cocktails and enjoy the music.

Soon, an outspoken waitress/hostess in a beautiful sequin dress and flapper-esque hair and make-up tells the crowd to listen for their playing card number to be called.  We'd heard from our friends who attended the show before that groups and pairs are purposely split up, but resolved to stay together we pretend like we have the same number. No one checks our cards anyway.

With a small group, we're corralled toward an elevator where we're each given a plastic Venetian beak mask  that is ghastly white and conjures thoughts of V for Vendetta and Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut (PS - you get to keep the mask as a souvenir.) The flapper, now speaking in a dramatic voice, acts slightly erratic and mentally disturbed, and tells the group we cannot take off our masks for the entirety of our time inside the hotel and warns us there is no speaking, photography or phone use (there is no service in there anyway) whatsoever in the hotel. It kind of feels like we are heading into a haunted house.  We are intrigued.

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The now masked group of strangers crowds into an elevator with another Deco-era character, a man in a bellboy uniform, who gives us more direction to split up and explore when the elevator doors open.

After ascending several floors, the doors open into darkness and as our eyeballs adjust, we walk and feel our way through a brief labrynth that leads to a misty, dimly-lit corridor. The first actor we see is a man in a white shirt, suspenders and brown pants. He is frantically running through the corridor. Several of us follow him into a bathroom. Erratically, he disrobes until he's completely nude. He slinks to the floor in the darkness and sits up against the tile wall for a while, looking distressed and dejected. He then enters the shower and beings to wash himself thoroughly (all while we're standing in the bathroom with him, watching). It feels weird and wrong standing this close to a stranger who is a) so visibly shaken up and b) naked and I wonder what this situation, and the entire show, is trying to say something about voyeurism in our culture. Or, maybe it's not.

He gets out of the shower and starts taking swigs from a wine or booze bottle on a table in the bathroom while he dries off. He points for someone in the masked audience circled around him to bring his shirt. A masked woman helps him get his arms through the sleeves. He combs his hair in the mirror, composes himself and walks out of the bathroom quickly, down the hall and out of sight.

We follow slowly in his direction further down the corridor, eyes still not fully adjusted. The group starts to split up as we open different doorways and walk into rooms. One room is a taxidermist's menagerie.  One room is a doctor's office. Another is a mortician's with an open, empty coffin. Another belongs to a florist/herbalist. Another seems to belong to a chaplain, who comes in and out of the office and sits down at his desk, looking distraught and writing feverishly. In these rooms, we open drawers, sift through trunks, pick up half empty bottles, read secret notes and bloodstained letters written with old ink pens. There is no concept of time passing by.

Although there is no music and no talking from the actors or audience members, it's not completely silent. There are strategically "modulated aural swells" as a NY Magazine reviewer referred to them, and that's a pretty accurate description to of dramatic, bellowing background sound throughout the experience.

After thoroughly exploring and being mesmerized by the incredible detail of all the rooms on this floor (we whispered to each other how much wanted to "Instagram everything on this set") we find ourselves in a dark, zig-zagging pathway between ceiling-high wooden storage boxes. A waiter or bartender runs by frantically. A man and a woman dance in secret. After the other guests and actors passed through, Erica & I manage to snap a highly illegal selfie at this point (remember, the schizophrenic flapper strictly forbade it):

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We soon come upon a bedroom and watch an elaborate choreographed sequence between a male and female character (Macbeth and Lady Macbeth we assume) that was part erotic dance and part ballet. The sequence spans from the bathtub to the bedroom and ends in a dramatic fight. More bathubs and bathers come into play in other rooms, where naked actors, covered in blood, trembling, wring their hands and wash their bodies in intense desperation and shame.

On another floor, we walk through a tree-lined graveyard with eerie lighting, ominous sounds, and the hum of crickets in the background. We arrive at an extremely disturbing room lined with little beds and toys that is clearly an infirmary for children. It even smells like antiseptic in the room. It gives me the worst goosebumps.

We descend to another floor where we watch a woman behind a bar suspiciously mixing up a concoction.  There is another woman in the room, she is pregnant (Lady MacDuff?) We don't stay to watch the situation play out. We descend to another floor and watch what appears to be a very emotional funeral. A priest character prays over a corpse on a table in a tiny room. There are candles lit in vigil, and other characters pass in and out.

We walk out of the room and meander through a large open floor space and watch an emotional, solo ballet/acrobatic choreographed sequence performed by one scantily clad female actor with very long blonde hair.  We continue on to a library/study and witness a man murder another man via pillow suffocation under what looks like a brightly colored, silky shiek's tent.

Nearby, in a luxuriously upholstered and decorated lounge on the lower level of this floor, we watch one man shave another man's beard (for real) with an open razor, water and shaving cream. He comes dangerously close to cutting him Sweeney-Todd style, right under the Adam's apple, at least twice. The man almost falls back in his chair and grows increasingly uneasy and defensive, although they don't exchange any words. They seem to laugh about it afterwards. They help each other put on suspenders and nice suit jackets and pour each other whiskey; they seem to be getting ready to go out somewhere.

They join all the actors as they converge back at the open floor space and sit down at long table for a feast and the climax of the show. This is the most exciting part of the whole experience, and the only point when all the actors are all together in the same room. The actors don't speak but they chew their food and move in slow motion, making powerful eye contact with one another and contorting their faces in expressions the go from calm and jovial to extreme anger and hatred and then back again. This goes on for a long  time, in sync with powerful, foreboding background music and dramatic moving lights.

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The actors then get off the stage and dance. They couple off but trade partners frequently. The pregnant actress drinks multiple cocktails during this time and appears to get drunk. Her partner forgets about her and dances with someone else. She ends up passed out on the floor and none of her counterparts seems to notice or care. The actors trade partners constantly and a lot of the women's clothes are falling off. It's evident there is jealousy and tension going on, even though some put on a smiling face.

Soon after this scene, we walk away from the big room and find ourselves in a hallway that leads right back to the well-lit Manderley. As our eyes adjust back to the light, we are astounded to learn that 3 hours have gone by and it's now past 11pm. We take off our masks, get a drink and try to digest what the hell just happened to us while a woman on stage sings a Frank Sinatra song. We ask a waitress if we can sit at one of the small tables in the pit by the stage (it's blocked off by velvet ropes) and she tells us that we can, (staying in character the whole time) but that guests pay 100's of dollars for the tables so we can only sit there until the rightful party shows up. They never do. We stay for about another hour, discuss all the different aspects of the wild, artistic nightmare we just spent the last three hours of our lives in and decided we were most mesmerized by the incredible details of the set design.  We both comment that we could have been entertained/impressed just exploring all the details the McKittrick Hotel's 6 floors and over 100 rooms, even without the actors (not to take anything away from them, they were amazingly talented dancers and actors).

We spend about an hour more in the bar of the Jazz Age until we realize we need to get back to reality. We leave the McKittrick Hotel  and enter back into 2014 via 27th Street. We keep talking about the experience for weeks to come.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Boomer Esiason's Run to Breathe 2014

On Saturday, I joined over 5,500 other runners in Central Park for the 4th annual Run To Breathe. The race is hosted each year by New York Road Runners and NFL Hall of Famer Boomer Esiason, who is the most visible national figure in the fight against cystic fibrosis (occasionally he is also visible for saying silly things on his WFAN radio show...)

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I learned about the Boomer Esiason Foundation last year when my boyfriend Scott, who has CF, ran the ING NY Marathon and raised over $11,000! Check out his blog.

It's an exciting time right now in the field of CF research as Vertex Pharmaceuticals recently developed the first medications to treat the root cause of CF, rather than the symptoms of it, and the results of the first phases of clinical trials look promising.

In order to participate in this 4 mile race with Team Boomer, I had to raise $500 minimum. With a ton of help from my friend Courtney, we managed to raise $1,150 together and I'm so grateful to all my family members and friends that donated. Thank you!

Boomer's son Gunnar has CF and was there to run on Saturday, so were about 25 other people living with CF.

Scott was in attendance as our coach and photographer as he is still recovering from a knee injury from the marathon.  He snapped this not-so-flattering shot of Courtney and I post-race, just before we headed to Jacob's Pickles for a feast that included bacon bloody Marys and fried green tomatoes.

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Check out the race recap and some photos here.

To learn more about Cystic Fibrosis, click here.

Donate to The Boomer Esiason Foundation here.

Donate to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation here.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

#ThingsTimHowardCouldSave: July 4th on the East Coast

The #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave hashtag is hilarious.

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I'm really late to the party, but I just learned our national hero is from New Jersey and even attended Montclair Kimberly Academy, a high school just up the road from the one I attended and one of its rivals.

Photoshop is not my forte, but here is my contribution to #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave. Here he is pushing Hurricane Arthur out to sea and saving July 4th on the East Coast.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Cheap Sunglasses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHe6lVOTFEU

Confession: I am a serial loser of designer sunglasses.

I've lost expensive sunglasses all over the world: In the subway in NYC, off a boat on the coast of Brisbane, AUS,  on a plane in New Zealand, in Pennsylvania, and at my office in Manhattan. I've even watched a pair fall off the hood of a car onto Route 6 on Cape Cod.

Quick tally of the damage (to the best of my memory):

  • 4 pairs of Rayban aviators

  • 1 pair of Ralph Lauren

  • 1 pair of Rayban wayfarers (polarized)

  • 1 pair of Warby Parker


In short, I just don't deserve to have expensive sunglasses. It's just not a good way for me to spend money.

Luckily, my coworker told me about Knockarounds last year. Knockaround is a San Diego-based company that makes pretty cool sunglasses for super cheap.

You can get polarized ones for $19:

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The Originals are only $7!

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Their Bio-Based line is a bit more expensive. According to their site, the plastic in these is 53% plant-based, derived from non-GMO castor plant:

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You can even customize a pair by style, colors, lens and texture:

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First time shoppers will be prompted to opt in to a 15% off coupon upon entering the site. Once you click to redeem, a timer starts and you've got 30 minutes to use it or lose it. This is the quickest deadline I've seen for redeeming a coupon, but it's a clever conversion strategy for cheap items like these.

Plus, I kind of love their Instagram campaign, #knocksonproduce.

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Also, they have Snoop Dogg on their website.

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