Completing a purchase at a
CVS starts off normally enough:
"Do you have an ExtraCare card?" the cashier asks.
"Yes", you say, handing over your key chain, unsure if you've ever gotten any real benefit from being an ExtraCare member but indifferent to it.
The cashier swipes the card and begins ringing up your products. He/she places them in
plastic CVS brand bags your reusable earth-friendly canvas bag that you remembered to bring. You hand over your credit card to complete the transaction and wait for a receipt.
But then, something weird happens: Your receipt DOES. NOT. STOP. PRINTING.
Instead of a normal-sized piece of receipt paper, a seemingly infinite rectangle inscribed in strange glyphs rapidly cascades out of the register. It's another excessively long CVS coupon scroll!
The cashier puts the scroll of coupons in your bag, and it begins it's journey toward a) the pile of other two-foot-long scrolls you saved from previous trips and never bring back to CVS or b) your garbage can.
Either way, the unnecessary paper waste is destined for the top layer of
Fresh Kills, where it will hopefully decompose faster than the time it takes to chop down the trees needed to make the millions of other scrolls just like it. You can only hope it won't fly away and wrap itself around the neck of a poor, unsuspecting sea gull.
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Two CVS scrolls cluttering up my apartment.[/caption]
Unlike the ancient
Dead Sea Scrolls, CVS scrolls are not fascinating texts written in Greek, Aramaic, Hebrew and Nabataean on parchment paper and papyrus. They are not studied by historians and scholars and they do not hold any historical significance whatsoever. However, similar to the Dead Sea Scrolls, CVS scrolls are ancient.
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Dead Sea Scrolls[/caption]
In the Digital Age, printing millions of yardstick-long bar code coupons is antiquated and wasteful. Especially since one of CVS's top competitors,
Walgreens/Duane Reade, went digital with their customer rewards points long ago. At Duane Reade, they keep track of your accumulated points and apply the discounts to your next shop automatically. They don't expect you to carry around a scroll, search it for applicable discounts, and remember to bring it back to the store with you.
I decided to hop on Facebook and give CVS a heads up about their competitor's more eco- and customer-friendly practices and see what they had to say about their scrolls. Here was there response:

Apparently, you can choose a "Send to Card" option for your coupons
here, which should cut down on the length of your CVS scrolls. You could do that or you could just shop at Duane Reade, where you don't have to login or click anything to take advantage of the discounts you earned.